Of bhoots and bachelors
It was a dark, dark night, around 11 PM. He was walking on the OMR highway, trying to get home quickly after staying back late at office.Although his flat was situated 2 minutes from the bus stop, the walk seemed like 2 hours. Nobody got down with him, and as the decrepit MTC bus left, he got shivers down his spine.
The wind swooshing down on pavement made a piece of parchment fly and land on his neck. He caught it and stole a glance: something was written on the parchment.
He disregarded the piece of paper, and made haste to cover the remaining 2 blocks, slightly aware of the eerie silence of the surroundings.
As he passed one block, an owl hooted, and the hairs on his hands stood up: owls are signals of something ominous. He started running.
Heaving and puffing, he reached for the metal gate to his apartment building. He tried to shove it and make way - unfortunately, it wouldn't budge. Suddenly, he felt a steely, cold hand on his shoulder. Turning back, he screamed.
A girl, draped in white, was smiling at him. Her hair was lustrous black, and her eyes were bloodshot. Her skin was pale white, and her teeth were a shade yellow. He understood. The end was near. She clasped her hands around his neck and he could feel the grip tightening, her long fingernails carving patterns on his skin. Her putrid smell overwhelmed his senses.
Suddenly, he remembered the parchment that he had picked up earlier. Quickly, he read it again, and decided to shout it out loud, very loud.
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri di !!!
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri di !!!
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri di !!!
Why this Kolaveri.....................aa di.
Distance- la moon-u moon-u, moon-u colour white-u,
White background night-u night-u,
Night-u Colour-u black-u.
White skin-u Girl-u Girl-u, girl-u heart-u black-u....
And so on. :P :P :P :P :P
(For those who didn't get it -
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